February 2012
Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has...
– Rick Santorum (via spytap) lol douche
And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy.
– Edgar Allan Poe (via deathga)
whoever got me sick is seriously going to die
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
I’ll take you any way that I can have you, bring along your ethics and your...
– Slug (via inhermusiicbox)
baneofyourindifference:
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
Reluctantly leaving my bedroom for the first time...
shamelessly
I keep trying to use J and K to scroll up and down on Facebook. Tumblr problems.