February 2012
I like being alone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone,
I don’t fancy being lonely.
really.
So I’m not a smoker and I never smoke unless I’m like trashed or something, but I’ve had a lot on my mind and I just really wanted to fucking smoke. So I go to the gas station and buy a Black&Mild and start smoking it in my car in the parking lot, and I get about 1/4 through it when my dumbass drops it and it rolls under my seat and starts burning trash and receipts and...
Watchkanyeandzollerinc:
wizarding:
shiisia:
tdeeszy:
LOL, so fucking funny.
I can’t even.
HE’S DEAD
this fucking video omg
Watchflyingvictrola:
queenposeidon:
pseudobitch:
pythagorean-theo-rem:
mmmicheal:
jesus christ
omfG
Oh
my
god
JESUS
HOLY………
Just laughed so hard.
Watchkanyedaily:
kanyedaily:
Kanye’s music video for “Heard Em Say” (The Macy’s version). I figured I’d upload it because I can’t find it anywhere on Youtube. This is one of my favorite music videos of his.
If you’re ever having a shitty day just watch this video and it’ll make you feel 10x better.
I get happy when new internet bullshit like...
keeps people away from tumblr lol <3
“Inside every cynic, there is a disappointed idealist.”
– George Carlin (via amoremhicvivat)
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I just want to sneeze.
You know that sensation of needing to sneeze but you can’t? And you inhale hold your breath inhale wait for it inhale wait for it wait for it look towards the light look towards the light shit I need to breathe exhale. No sneeze. Worst feeling ever and it has consumed me all weekend; I am terribly sick but my body refuses to purge all this bullshit in my body, it’s been just peachy....
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
what do you do
when you don’t know what to fucking do.